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Funny Bumper Slogans
Annoy a Liberal Work hard and be happy
Bad Cop No Donut
Beat rush hour, leave work at noon
Born again Pagan.
Born to party, forced to work
I brake suddenly for tailgaters
BUSH CHEATED
CAUTION! I can go from 0 to BITCH in 2.5 seconds
CAUTION Blonde Thinking
CAUTION Driver Just Doesn't Give A Shit
Caution I can go from 0 to Horny in 2.5 Beers
Clear the road I'm SIXTEEN
Driver Carries No Cash HE'S MARRIED
I'm Only Driving Like This TO PISS YOU OFF
THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME
How's My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SHIT
Forget World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal
I’ve found Jesus he was behind the sofa the whole time
Fuck Bush
God is Coming and is she PISSED
Horn Broken Watch for Finger
Work Is For People Who Don't Know How To Fish.
HWJD: How Would Jesus Drive
I love cats they taste like chicken
Make It Idiot Proof and Someone Will Make a Better Idiot
Impeach Bush
ISIS ISIS Ra Ra Ra
Jesus is coming look busy.
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole
I bet Jesus would have used HIS turn signals
Jesus Was Way Cool
I want to be just like Barbie That BITCH Has Everything!
Keep Working, Millions on Welfare Depend on You
Life's A Bitch And So Am I
You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?
I'm Not Losing Hair I'm Getting Head
So Many Cats, So Few Recipes
Men are Idiots and I married their King
I Still Miss My "Ex" But My Aim Is Improving
Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind The Most
Friends Don't Let Friends Miss Out On Heaven
My other car is a broom
I Don't Need Kids I Married One
This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle
I'm Out of Estrogen And I Have a Gun
Out of my mind (back in 5 minutes)
Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time
Politicians & Diapers need to be changed... often for the same reason
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself
SAVE A COW EAT A VEGETARIAN
I can't go to work today, the voices said stay home and clean the gun.
Answer My Prayers Steal This Car
Sterilize Stupid People
Stop Honking You'll Wake The Guy In The My Trunk
Support The Police Beat Yourself Up
If we call it tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!
Visualize Whirled Peas
Vote Democrat, It's Easier Than Thinking
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History
My kid can whip your honor student's ass
With beer, deer, and pickup trucks who needs women
Witches Parking (all others will be toad)
Women are great leaders, You're following one
Work Harder Millions On Welfare Depend On You!